Editore"s Note
Tilting at Windmills

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February 19, 2003
By: Kevin Drum

A CLEAN BREAK....It was a difficult choice, but after considerable prayer and soul searching Marian and I finally decided last night that we could no longer continue living a lie. So we're making a clean break and disposing of all Franco-German products in our house. Here's the complete inventory:

  • An douard Boubat print of a tabby cat hanging above our fireplace. Too bad, I like it a lot, but we have other less treacherous artwork that can take its place.

  • Some miscellaneous German cutlery. Good for backstabbing, I suppose, but otherwise it won't be missed.

  • A Cuisinart. No, wait, Marian says that only sounds French. It stays.

  • A bunch of Deutsche Grammophon CDs. Some of them are even of German and French composers!

  • A Braun shaver. No, two Braun shavers. No loss, though: the screens are always wearing out anyway and I'm tired of replacing them. I bet Norelco shavers last forever.

  • Some Limoges serving platters. We have too much china anyway. Too bad about the wedding presents, but these Limoges guys actually seem proud of being French!

  • A German car. Ouch. That's gonna hurt. But a Corvette is faster anyway.

  • Many yards of French lace. I imagine Venetian lace should do just as well, shouldn't it? And we've put all that Anzio unpleasantness behind us, haven't we?

  • A Langenscheidt German-English dictionary.

  • A bottle of Mot champagne. Down the drain with it.

  • A miniature Eiffel Tower or La Tour Eiffel, as the French arrogantly insist on calling it from a trip to Paris in 1967. Hmmm. Maybe I can just put it in a box and shove it in the garage out of sight.

  • A considerable collection of German-made thread. That's Marian's problem. Australia is the world center of sewing and crafts, so we should be able to get some good thread from them. And they support us.

  • Some books by Victor Hugo and Alexandre Dumas. Do those count? And do I have to give back those tickets to Les Misrables we just bought?

  • A poster in our bedroom from the "Impressionism and the French Landscape" exhibition at the LA County Museum of Art in 1984. I sure don't want to wake up every morning looking at that.

I think that's it. It's going to be hard, and we'll need to watch our shopping in the future, but I think we'll be the better for it.

But I sure hope the Chinese and Japanese don't go wobbly on us.

UPDATE: Y'all do realize I'm joking, don't you? After all, you can't seriously think I'd consider driving a Corvette?

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