Elves are supposed to be immortal beings of stunning beauty, grace, and generally good moral character.

Much more likely he's an orc, made from corrupted, tortured elves, in envy and mockery.

No, it's troll. Trolls live under bridges and eat the Three Billy Goats Gruff. Or try to.

Very nice delivery Kevin - bitty little elf!! That got a guffaw out of me. I noticed the same vulcan ear effect but like your characterization better.

Cheney go fuck yourself.

"Elf" I think.

Amazing. Wrong about absolutely everything. We must get your stock picks.

Entry to the fundraiser costs $1,000, $2,500 and $5,000 for political action committees and $500, $1,000 and $2,100 for individuals, according to an event invitation.

This is no different than George Soros giving money to Democrats and MoveOn.org to spread liberal propaganda.

Amazing. Wrong about absolutely everything. We must get your stock picks. Posted by: craigie on March 7, 2006 at 5:43 PM

I think he does the 'grab a handfull of darts and throw it at a stock listing' method...Or maybe he uses a shotgun.

Hmm - not sure which caption is best:

Delay to cnn: "Et tu Brute?"

USA to Delay: "Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

Klingon:

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/klingons/klingon-koloth-flat-thetroublewithtribbles.jpg

http://flareupload.pleh.net/uploads/646/kor_teeth.jpg

This is the funniest headline on your blog. Funny, succinct, and apropos!

Whoa, it's batboy!

Neither elf, nor troll, but a Ferengi-Cardassian bastard.

You never saw that "Elf" movie with Will Ferill?

I watched it last night (seriously) - the offspring think it's the greatest thing ever. I've probably seen it a zillion times, more or less.

The Elf character is helpful and nice and likes people. I see no similarity to Tom DeLoony at all.

Oh, and it's Will Ferrell.

AL: This is no different than George Soros giving money to Democrats and MoveOn.org to spread liberal propaganda.

Kevin! It's "little bitty," not "bitty little."

If I were from the other side, I might think you were not a native English speaker.

Hi guys,
Take a moment to visit www.cupclub.co.uk
for some good fun.
How bored are you?

I would rather have lobbyists fund the politicians' campaigns than my dollars.

From the all the wish lists mailed to him by lobbyists, donors, and abortion-forcing pimps in the Northern Marianas -- I think he must be some sort of lesser elf. Similar to Santa Claus but sleazier.

CHENEY: Perhaps you missed the part . . .

It's "little bitty," not "bitty little."

You're both wrong, it's "itty bitty".

And whatever the creature is that lives under a bridge, that's definitely Delay. I think it's a troll, and they have pointy ears too.

DeLay is NOT a "troll" - I should know ; )Posted by: Cheney on March 7, 2006 at 6:30 PM

Oh my god, he likes it.

Al,

You recently observed that the announced drawdown of British tropps in Iraq is in fact an elaborate ruse to make liberals look foolish. I concur wholeheartedly.

Likewise, your logic was undeniable when you pointed out that the "big bang" is a very shaky, very liberal theory, much like "gravity" and the laws of thermodynamics.

Clearly, though, one cannot compare Tom Delay's upstanding donors to that un-Christian drug dealing Holocaust-dodger Soros. You must withdraw your latest comment immediately.

Holocaust-dodger

Now, there's something nobody thought to accuse anyone of - yet. "And I maintain that my opponent deliberately avoided being rounded up and killed in the Holocaust, as was his duty as a Jew/Gypsy/Homosexual/Atheist. Does he deny that he is still alive?"

This is no different than George Soros giving money to Democrats and MoveOn.org to spread liberal propaganda.

What a fucking moron tool you are, AL.

George Soros has never written a bill. Yet Repukeliscum assholes let lobbyists write bills all the time. ALL THE TIME.

George Soros has never paid off legislators and their wives. Yet Repukeliscum take bribes from lobbyists all the time. Duke Cunningham had a fucking price list.

Repukeliscum are selling our country down the river to the arabs, chinese, and corporations.

"Holocaust-dodger" --some Republicans actually do say things like that about Soros, and Roman Polanski.

craigie:

Clearly you are unfamiliar with the Wise and Good proclamations of Saint Tony Blankley:

http://mediamatters.org/items/200406040004

wherein he points out that Soros is "a Jew who figured out a way to survive the Holocaust."

Elf? No.

Troll? No.

Evil Leprechaun? Yes, yes, and yes...

As predicted yesterday, the Senate Intelligence Committee today confirmed its status as a rubber stamp for the White House. The Committee, led by staunch Bush ally Pat Roberts (R-KS), rejected vice-chairman Jay Rockefeller's call for an investigation of the President's illegal NSA domestic spying program.

For the full story, see:
"Senate Intel Committee Caves on NSA Inquiry."

You hate him because he's effective!

You hate him because he's effective!

Effective like a thief. Yup. He is effective alright.

I would rather have lobbyists fund the politicians' campaigns than my dollars.

Translation: I'd rather politicians be responsive to lobbyists' needs than my own.

Best government [other people's] money can buy.

AVENGINGANGEL: As predicted yesterday, the Senate Intelligence Committee today confirmed its status as a rubber stamp for the White House. The Committee, led by staunch Bush ally Pat Roberts (R-KS), rejected vice-chairman Jay Rockefeller's call for an investigation of the President's illegal NSA domestic spying program.

It sure has been a lot easier for Bush since he became a dictator, hasn't it?

I thought we busted that guy for bribery? Or was it shooting lawyers?

By the way, did anybody hear the news? Old dead eye Dick is threatening to shoot some Iranian lawyers.

TBROSZ: I would rather have lobbyists fund the politicians' campaigns than my dollars.

DeLay.
De Lay.

Sounds French to me.

DeLay will win his primary race with ease. (And I predict he'll get reelected in November, as well.)

The interesting race will be Rodriguez v. Cuellar. The early voting is leaning Rodriguez's way -- but that shouldn't surprising since there was a large effort to get his vote out early. We'll see where things end up.

I take back what I wrote about the early vote -- not that it is wrong, but too few precinct have tallied their early vote. In fact, as of right now it's about 50-50 -- not a good thing for Rodriguez. But it is early -- only three precincts have tallied those early votes yet.

Naw hes ah REPIGLICAN

[[What party is the Pig Party?]]
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. -- A criminal justice professor at Grand Rapids Community College has resigned after showing a video in class of a man having sex with a pig, students and a faculty representative said.

A school administrator confirmed that Samuel Naves, 47, resigned Feb. 17, but would not comment on why he left.

However, students and a faculty leader said the resignation had to do with the video. They said Naves was teaching an introductory criminal justice class earlier this year when he was going through video files on his computer.

The video appeared on a projection screen and students begged Naves to show the 10-second footage, according to the accounts.

Faculty association president Fred vanHartesveldt said the incident occurred this year. He said Naves was known for a blunt teaching style.

"His pedagogy was to teach real life," vanHartesveldt told The Grand Rapids Press. "His classes were very earthy. Some students took to that very well, and some students didn't."

Naves, who had worked at the college since 1997, declined to comment to the newspaper. Information from: The Grand Rapids Press, http://www.mlive.com/grpress

Professor Repiglican

Cercopes

How to be a curmudgeon on the internet,

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/18/technology/circuits/19POGUE-EMAIL.html?ex=1141880400&en=f4968813f97f749e&ei=5070

as if we need lessons.

Cercopes are malicious, evil gnomes. They are the off-spring of Thea. Pillage and theft is what they live by. One day they are so impertinent that they ...
Cercopes Link

"..man having sex with a pig.."

OK, so was the pig good looking?

hells bells boyz dunt ya kno ennythang?
its all good from tha rooter to tha tooter
break eet down like a shottgun
and screw it like a Hog
pretty as heaven
or ugly az ah dogg
sex is sex
and salt is salt
if'n yew dunt git none
eets yer own damm fawlt
WooOooO!!
As Is going to ah Pig Farm een Krawford Texxas!
KablaamMmMmm!

Niether elf nor troll, the shape of that ear combined with his tiny piggish eyes reminds me of depictions of Lucifer.

Last time I checked, DeLay had 64 percent of the votes...

"DeLay is NOT a "troll" - I should know ;" )Posted by: Cheney on March 7, 2006 at 6:30 PM

DeLay might not be a troll-but he does look like one. I think the caption should be "Pimp my Congressman."

Elves are the immortal human-like beings of JRR Tolken. Elfs are the little guys who bake cookies in kitchens inside of trees. I think a Vulcan is closer to the mark.
Can you imagine a politician at a fundraiser, whodda thought that. Do you think the Democrats raise money differently?

KD: I also like this picture because of the way the books in the background merge with DeLay's ear to make him look like a bitty little elf. Or is it a troll? I always get those mixed up.

Elves? Trolls? Elves, trolls, my ass! Delay is clearly a munchkin in this photo. Gives new meaning to follow the yellow brick road.

Neither elf, nor troll, but a Ferengi-Cardassian bastard.
Posted by: Advocate for God

Cracking me up over here.

Actually Ferengi-Cardassian is a very good description of GOP governing philosophy, or lack of same, of our current administration. The amoral profit seeking by any means/authoritarian military dictatorship.

Perhaps you missed the part where Al said "This is no different than George Soros giving money to Democrats and MoveOn.org . . ."?
Posted by: Cheney

And, of course, that should be 'different from' rather than 'different than' in any case. Follows that the analogy will likewise be faulty.

Despite this, a majority of the Republicans that voted turned out in favor of DeLay, despite the fact that he did not-as far as I know-spend a single night at any of their houses.

I would rather have lobbyists fund the politicians' campaigns than my dollars.

Translation: I'd rather politicians be responsive to lobbyists' needs than my own.

Best government [other people's] money can buy.
Posted by: Thumb

“Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.” - Gore Vidal

You know what DeLay looks like? He looks like a winner.

There is a marvelous display of a troll under the Aurora Bridge in the Fremont district of Seattle - DeLie, DeLay, Have DeLain, DeLayed looks a hell of a lot more like the front end of a cotton mouth. He would also fit right in with his pal Rep Jerry Lewis and be a sidewinder to boot.

"..man having sex with a pig.."

I believe the proper term for that is, ahem, "porking."

Speaking of which Delay won the primary. Oh joy.

Last time I checked, DeLay had 64 percent of the votes...

I just have one question. How the hell can Republicans merrily continue to vote for nasty, sleazy, slimy, incompetent, corrupt, feckless, lying bastard incumbent failures like Tom Delay, Rick Perry and David Dewhurst?

Just curious.

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