February 23, 2007
FRIDAY DOG BLOGGING....As promised earlier this week, today is equal opportunity pet blogging day. The fine looking critter below is Mischa, my brother's new dog. Mischa is a 9-week-old applehead teacup chihuahua.
On the left, Mischa is checking out Gabbro, my brother's cat. I'm told that moments after this picture was taken Gabbro headed for the hills. On the right is Mischa on a visit to our house a couple of days ago. As you can see, Inkblot is on the landing in the background looking on suspiciously. Mischa was a little too hyperactive for our cats, who kept a safe distance the whole time.
Speaking of cats, everyone is doing fine around here. Domino has finally figured out that jumping up on my desk while I'm blogging is a reliable way of getting some attention. That's fine, but unfortunately she has a tendency to scratch herself on the corner of the keyboard, which is where the sleep button sits. One wrong move and my computer is locked. This is not a problem except that even after I revive the machine the internet connection remains dead. So far, I haven't been able to figure out how to revive the internet connection except by rebooting the PC. Stupid cat.


—Kevin Drum 2:27 PM
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Kevin,
Rub catnip on the other side of your keyboard.
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
theperegrine
Posted by: theperegrine_project on February 23, 2007 at 2:46 PM | PERMALINK
Kevin,
A dog? I think not.
Posted by: Yancey Ward on February 23, 2007 at 2:47 PM | PERMALINK
mishca could be mistaken for an albino mouse.
Posted by: apeman on February 23, 2007 at 2:49 PM | PERMALINK
Kevin --
They have to be CA cats. Too mellow to go mousing or ratting? Never know such a cat.
Posted by: notthere on February 23, 2007 at 2:52 PM | PERMALINK
someone wrote an actual computer program designed to prevent a cat walking on the keyboard from having any effect on the computer (it was triggered whenever two or more adjacent keys were pressed simultaneously, the way a cat's paws do) and it won an Ignoble award at MIT. Can't remember the year, though.
Posted by: Diana on February 23, 2007 at 2:52 PM | PERMALINK
Totally off the topic, but have you seen the latest Glenn Beck (CNN) insanity ?
"More and more Muslims now hate us all across the world, and it really has not a lot to do with anything other than our morals... We`re a society on the verge of moral collapse. And our promiscuity is off the charts.
Now I don`t think that we should fly airplanes into buildings or behead people because of it, but that`s the prevailing feeling of Muslims in the Middle East. And you know what? They`re right."
More here...
http://www.beautifulhorizons.net/weblog/2007/02/the_blame_ameri.html
Posted by: reg on February 23, 2007 at 2:56 PM | PERMALINK
I'd be afraid to leave Mischa alone with the cats in case they mistake him for a different species.
Posted by: Dick Durata on February 23, 2007 at 2:57 PM | PERMALINK
Sorry Kevin. Chihuahuas don't count as real dogs.
Real dogs have to be able to save your butt on Mt. Hood.
Posted by: Ed in Montana on February 23, 2007 at 2:58 PM | PERMALINK
As a chihuahua owner, I can verify that chihuahuas are very much like cats, but in dog form. Louder, sometimes.
Posted by: Jack Womack on February 23, 2007 at 2:59 PM | PERMALINK
Kevin. You shouldn't have to reboot the pc to restore your net connection. A good IT tech should be able to fix this quickly.
Posted by: VividU on February 23, 2007 at 3:00 PM | PERMALINK
That's not a dog.
Posted by: jhupp on February 23, 2007 at 3:03 PM | PERMALINK
That's definately not a dog. Look at it, it's not even moving.
Posted by: Fred on February 23, 2007 at 3:05 PM | PERMALINK
I have to agree with Ed in Montana, although Misha is very cute. I know my niece would go crazy over him.
Posted by: Dr. Morpheus on February 23, 2007 at 3:05 PM | PERMALINK
It's not a sheltie so i don't care.ha ha
Posted by: john john on February 23, 2007 at 3:07 PM | PERMALINK
I had a Chow mix that lived to be about 18, and she once attacked the Pacific Ocean when the waves washed up around my feet. Since she passed, I haven't been able to commit to another dog. I did do a bit o' catblogging last night, however.
Posted by: Blue Girl, Red State (aka Global Citizen) on February 23, 2007 at 3:15 PM | PERMALINK
Fred: Believe me, Mischa was moving. That picture of him on the table was practically the only one I took where he didn't end up as a blur.
(Until later, that is, when he finally conked out and fell fast asleep.)
Posted by: Kevin Drum on February 23, 2007 at 3:16 PM | PERMALINK
Oh, c'mon! You get my hopes up, only to dash them cruelly against the rocks of faux dogdom. I don't require a Bernese mountain dog or a Newfoundland, but a real dog weighs more than 15 lbs. By definition. I don't go around deriding cats, despite the ample scope they provide. You could at least include some real dog-blogging.
Posted by: Wendy on February 23, 2007 at 3:17 PM | PERMALINK
Stupid cat
I think not. Stupid keyboard designer!
Posted by: thersites on February 23, 2007 at 3:18 PM | PERMALINK
Stupid cat or has she figured out a way to tear you away from the enemy.... I mean computer.
As for your brothers cat - poor kitty. To have a rat in the house that takes away attention that it can't kill and bring home as a prize has to be frustrating.
Posted by: ET on February 23, 2007 at 3:18 PM | PERMALINK
I had a Chow mix that lived to be about 18, and she once attacked the Pacific Ocean when the waves washed up around my feet.
That has to be the dumbest, cutest thing I've ever heard. My Jake is a chow mix, I hope he lives to 18. He's now 11.
Posted by: Dr. Morpheus on February 23, 2007 at 3:20 PM | PERMALINK
She was a hell of a dog. When the foam gave her no purchase, she turned around and peed.
Posted by: Blue Girl, Red State (aka Global Citizen) on February 23, 2007 at 3:24 PM | PERMALINK
Not simply a chihuahua, but a miniature chihuahua?
Posted by: rea on February 23, 2007 at 3:24 PM | PERMALINK
Dr. M - I kept her on a pretty strict diet and exercise regimen, and she had great quality until the last day. She didn't even get much routine arthritis until the last 6-9 months, but never got the hip problems that chows and shepherds get (she was a Chow/Shep mix. A redheaded bitch for a redheaded bitch).
Email me if you want the details.
Posted by: Blue Girl, Red State (aka Global Citizen) on February 23, 2007 at 3:27 PM | PERMALINK
Don't know if you've tried this, but it sometimes works:
1. Go to Start > Control Panel > Network Connections
2. Right click on your Wireless Adapter or Local Area Connection (whichever you use to connect to the internet)
3. Select Repair
Hope that helps.
dmd
Posted by: dmd on February 23, 2007 at 3:30 PM | PERMALINK
That's the cutest baby rat I've ever seen. And it would have to be a baby, I've got rats in the lab that weigh twice what that dog does (hell, I've got mice that might give it a run).
Posted by: Crusty Dem on February 23, 2007 at 3:31 PM | PERMALINK
man, i am so not a dog person, but that has got to be the cutest little piece of smelly dogfur i have ever seen... i don't as i wouldn't get me one. it might be great fun to torture my cats with. payback for all those nights i was woken up by cat paws on my face, things knocked to the floor, etc.
Posted by: Suzanne on February 23, 2007 at 3:36 PM | PERMALINK
Next stop for that dog is going to be the cat's litter box. Hope you're keeping an eye on them when they're together.
Posted by: harry on February 23, 2007 at 3:36 PM | PERMALINK
"Oh, c'mon! You get my hopes up, only to dash them cruelly against the rocks of faux dogdom. I don't require a Bernese mountain dog or a Newfoundland, but a real dog weighs more than 15 lbs. By definition."
My bichon frise would bite your ankle for that remark.
Posted by: Emma Anne on February 23, 2007 at 3:41 PM | PERMALINK
"I had a Chow mix that lived to be about 18, and she once attacked the Pacific Ocean when the waves washed up around my feet."
Cutest dog story *ever*.
Posted by: Emma Anne on February 23, 2007 at 3:43 PM | PERMALINK
Find yourself a big thimble and tape it down over the button.
Posted by: Jeffrey Davis on February 23, 2007 at 3:43 PM | PERMALINK
You can also repair network connections by right-clicking on the connection icon in the system tray. This doesn't always work for me, though.
If you're using a wifi connection, try this:
Right-click on the icon for wifi strength (looks like a set of cel phone bars) in the system tray. Click on "Disable Radio". Let it stay off for a few seconds, then right-click on the same icon and click on "Enable Radio". Once the connection reestablishes, you should be OK.
Posted by: Cap'n Phealy on February 23, 2007 at 3:45 PM | PERMALINK
Pop the sleep button off your keyboard. Simple, quick, and noone uses those things anyway.
Posted by: Tech Support on February 23, 2007 at 3:47 PM | PERMALINK
Bah. I don’t get small dog-haters who say, “That’s not a dog,” like inability to identify a species is a badge of honor. I have a small dog, and he’s cool as shit. Plus he will live longer than your dog, he eats less, and he will never bite off the leg of a passing jogger. He can ride in the car without blocking my view. Cleaning up after him outside is painless, and giving him a bath does not require backup. He doesn’t take up half my somewhat cramped apartment, bowl over guests, or knock crap off tables. We have an idyllic existence. And I can, theoretically, hide him from my landlord by pretending he is a ceramic tchotchke of questionable taste.
Oh, and I think big dogs are cool. Dogs in general are cool. You size-ists should be ashamed of yourselves -- are we not brothers, united in our love of canines? Let us band together. Then we can finally turn our guns on the real enemy – the cat people.
Posted by: Tracy on February 23, 2007 at 3:48 PM | PERMALINK
That's not a dog, that's a rat in costume.....
Look, any dog that can get squished flat by dropping a Sunday edition of the NYT on him isn't a True Dog.
Posted by: grumpy realist on February 23, 2007 at 3:53 PM | PERMALINK
Big dogs scare me. Tiny dogs like Mischa, otoh, look more like rats than pets.
I guess my 'set' idea of a pet is an animal that's 10-30 lbs, whether cat or dog.
Posted by: fiat lux on February 23, 2007 at 3:55 PM | PERMALINK
Another way to restore a connection...
open up a command prompt window and then type ipconfig /renew
Posted by: remulon on February 23, 2007 at 3:56 PM | PERMALINK
Mischa is unbleievably cute!! I do hope, however, that Gabbro doesn't start to picture him between two slices of bread.
Tell Inkblot and Domino that they were missed today!
Posted by: Margy on February 23, 2007 at 4:00 PM | PERMALINK
Stupid Cat? Stupid Windows PC I would think.
Posted by: SS on February 23, 2007 at 4:01 PM | PERMALINK
"I had a Chow mix that lived to be about 18, and she once attacked the Pacific Ocean when the waves washed up around my feet."
What a funny, charming story! I can't wait to tell this one to my husband tonight!
Posted by: Margy on February 23, 2007 at 4:02 PM | PERMALINK
"applehead teacup chihuahua"?
More like 'bobblehead novelty dog toy'. Whom is kidding whom?
Posted by: cld on February 23, 2007 at 4:03 PM | PERMALINK
"Brother's new dog" my foot. Paris paid a visit, didn't she?
Posted by: Trollhattan on February 23, 2007 at 4:09 PM | PERMALINK
my gerbils are almost that big. But it probably yip yips at frequencies only "dogs" can hear
Posted by: David on February 23, 2007 at 4:28 PM | PERMALINK
Another networking trick:
1. Go to Start > Control Panel > Network Connections.
2. Right click on Local Area Connection (you may have more than one connection defined, so pick the one you typically use) and select Properties.
3. At the bottom of the properties window, on the General tab, enable the "Show icon in notification area when connected" option.
4. Click OK. You should see a cute little blue double-monitor icon in the right side of your task bar.
This icon gives lots of feedback. You can see when you're connected, and when your computer is actually sending or receiving packets. It'll also tell you if it's disconnected or not working, with a red X over it. If your connection stops working, simply right-click on the icon and select Repair.
99% of the time, this will fix things without a reboot.
Posted by: Ranger Jay on February 23, 2007 at 4:28 PM | PERMALINK
I have 2 cats and 3 dogs so I'm covering all the bases here. My cats thought they hated dogs when we inherited my wife's grandma's Bichon. The Cats decided "Bitsy" the Bichon (I didn't pick the name!)wasn't so bad after we got Lucy the Newfoundland. One cat moved upstairs after we added another Newf, Panda, a black and white Newf. Our original cat refuses to give ground to the 3 beasts. She's one cranky old (13) kitty.
Think I'm animal freak? Not at all, I'm off to the Dog Show in Chicago this weekend!
Posted by: Mark on February 23, 2007 at 4:29 PM | PERMALINK
Dunno how they got their stats but skimmed an article in the Minneapolis StarTribune yesterday that said that there are between .5 million and 1 million feral cats in the twin cities metro area. Sheesh!
Posted by: Michael7843853 G-O in 08! on February 23, 2007 at 4:35 PM | PERMALINK
That's not a dog, that's an appetizer.
Posted by: TJM on February 23, 2007 at 4:49 PM | PERMALINK
Kevin,
Could your brother drop the ra...er...dog off at my lab tomorrow?
Posted by: PharmacoKineticist on February 23, 2007 at 5:04 PM | PERMALINK
Applehead my eye. More like melonhead.
Posted by: little ole jim from red country on February 23, 2007 at 5:06 PM | PERMALINK
You size-ists should be ashamed of yourselves -- are we not brothers, united in our love of canines? Let us band together. Then we can finally turn our guns on the real enemy – the cat people.
Eh, no. I've got nothing against cat people.
People who own brisian frizzies or chihaha's or Italian Greywhats or anything that has a hyphenated -oodle (or non-hyphenated -oodle) in it's breed name are the ones most likely to speak to their companion in a high-pitched cutsy-voice.
Consequently, their dogs may be dogs (which is a different matter completely,) but the owner is most likely NOT a dog owner.
The other extreme, pit bull breeders (not pit bull rescuers, I'm talking about the a$$holes that breed them) are in the opposite camp of people who consider themselves dog owners that are lying to themselves to the detriment of the greater community.
Posted by: * on February 23, 2007 at 5:06 PM | PERMALINK
(1) Cute pretend doggy!
(2) I'm in Minnesota and saw that article, Michael7.... Also, feral cats in Wisconsin kill an estimated 30 million song birds each year.
(3) Now back to Friday cat blogging.
Um, yeah, I hate to be a sizist when it comes to penises and dogs, but I want a DOG'S dog. My dog is a cool 45-50 pounds, G. shepherd/keeshond mix. She's gorgeous, sweet, beta (submissive even to the cats), obedient, and while she doesn't particularly like kids, she is completely tolerant of their shenanigans, but would nip at or bite an adult who tried the same rough behavior with her.
Posted by: Angela on February 23, 2007 at 5:06 PM | PERMALINK
BTW, hope your brother is not Republican. Or such.
Posted by: little ole jim from red country on February 23, 2007 at 5:08 PM | PERMALINK
Please don't make me regret the poor attempt at a joke re: penises and dogs. I did NOT intend to provide an opportunity for vulgar and obscene jokes. Those will arrive tonight after a few cocktails.
Posted by: Angela on February 23, 2007 at 5:08 PM | PERMALINK
Applehead my eye. More like melonhead.
BTW, hope your brother is not Republican. Or such.
Posted by: little ole jim from red country on February 23, 2007 at 5:08 PM
Listen, you can insult our dog all you want, but NEVER mistake us for Republicans, friend.
Posted by: drumsm on February 23, 2007 at 5:16 PM | PERMALINK
What is the brain size to body mass ratio of that creature? I think I saw this thing on Farscape.
Posted by: cld on February 23, 2007 at 5:34 PM | PERMALINK
cld, I'll have you know that that chihuahua's brain is at least the size of a legume!
Posted by: Angela on February 23, 2007 at 5:35 PM | PERMALINK
I think I posted once before about my cat's habit of crawling up on the slide-under file cabinet so she could paw my keyboard. I solved that by putting a rolled up towel on the file cabinet whenever I pulled the keyboard drawer out.
She was also pouncing up on the desk top and sitting on top of my Mac Mini. I solved that one by cutting sticky shelf paper to fit the desk and turning it upside down on the surface. I used a drawer to hold my mousepad. This only took about a week to totally discourage Savannah from getting on the desk and then I was able to do away with the sticky stuff.
Of course, I also make sure I play with her for a good 15-20 minutes before I sit down for a long time with the Mac. As you know so well, what she really wants is my attention.
As for the pup: Really cute, even though I prefer Labs.
Posted by: Jcc on February 23, 2007 at 5:51 PM | PERMALINK
My friends always just remove offending keys like that. A pair of pliers and then a sticker to cover the unsightly hole, and you're golden.
On the other hand, have you tried simply using the 'repair internet connection' on windows? Putting your modem or router where you can reset it may not be a bad idea.
For a Mac it's much simpler, it's designed to sleep and wake up.
Posted by: Crissa on February 23, 2007 at 5:51 PM | PERMALINK
And to think I thought Sarah Jessica Parker's head looked outsized on a chihuahua body.
Posted by: Yancey Ward on February 23, 2007 at 6:00 PM | PERMALINK
I think Kevin should get his brother to have some X-rays taken of this beast to prove he's not animatronic, or some re-animated thing from beyond the stars.
Or rival emissary to our alien overlords represented by the cat.
Posted by: cld on February 23, 2007 at 6:00 PM | PERMALINK
You might try the following to restore your connection:
1. Go to a Command prompt
2. Execute the command "ipconfig /release"
3. Execute the command "ipconfig /renew"
What this really does is gets a new address from your DHCP server, but it is also a really good way of resetting things.
Posted by: Arlen on February 23, 2007 at 6:25 PM | PERMALINK
People who own brisian frizzies or chihaha's or Italian Greywhats or anything that has a hyphenated -oodle (or non-hyphenated -oodle) in it's breed name are the ones most likely to speak to their companion in a high-pitched cutsy-voice.
Nah. People talk to labs and great danes in those same exact tones.
Consequently, their dogs may be dogs (which is a different matter completely,) but the owner is most likely NOT a dog owner.
Small dogs are very good at reminding their owners they are dogs. Our bichon frise rolls in smelly things, chases the fedex guy off the porch with his ferocious barks (well, *he* thinks that's what happened), smells other dogs' butts, etc. *They* don't know they are small. He tries to be the alpha dog too - tries to stare me down and such.
Posted by: Emma Anne on February 23, 2007 at 6:32 PM | PERMALINK
Our neighbours, Mexican with or without green cards who knows, breed both Chihuahuas and Pit bulls. Both are considered macho.
Hey, I am telling ya, certains types give the little ratdogs training and they become very aggressive fighters and defenders. I guess it works like tag teams, the Chihuahuas go for your ankles while the pits get your throat.
I am not joking.
Posted by: bob mcmanus on February 23, 2007 at 6:34 PM | PERMALINK
I knew there would be a "catch" when Kevin said he would do Dog Blogging. Then i saw the
Chihuahua.
Posted by: david on February 23, 2007 at 6:46 PM | PERMALINK
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to take over the world!"
Posted by: Quaker in a Basement on February 23, 2007 at 7:12 PM | PERMALINK
Arlen posted this earlier:
1. Go to a Command prompt
2. Execute the command "ipconfig /release"
3. Execute the command "ipconfig /renew"
this often works for me too. between steps 2 and 3 you might try: ipconfig /flushdns
Posted by: shams on February 23, 2007 at 7:14 PM | PERMALINK
That's no dog - that's a Grey!
Has your brother noticed any Crop Circles in his back yard recently?
Posted by: fyreflye on February 23, 2007 at 7:24 PM | PERMALINK
Stupid cat??
Kevin, you might want to take note of just who it is who has been inconvenienced by their keyboard amble, and who doesn't care....
And yeah, chihuahuas may look silly, but those little teeth do work - the worst dogbite I have ever had came from a chihuahua puppy not much bigger than Mischa here: embarrassing, to say the least (for me, not the chihuahua).
Posted by: Jay C on February 23, 2007 at 7:44 PM | PERMALINK
from paws.org:
"In tiny dogs such as the Chihuahua, skull size too is dangerously reduced. The smallest dog has only 1 percent the body size of the largest dog, but 40 percent the brain size. Often the skull fits the brain so tightly that spinal fluid within and around the brain cannot circulate freely. The result is hydrocephalus, in which the brain swells with trapped fluid. To accommodate this swelling, the puppy's skull grows in a domed shape. If insufficiently large to encase the distended brain, the skull contains gaps - a condition called molera. Because hydrocephalus destroys brain tissue, affected dogs who survive into adulthood tend to be hyperactive, unresponsive to training, and in other ways mentally impaired. The AKC's Chihuahua standard encourages hydrocephalus by specifying an "apple dome" skull, with or without molera. Hydrocephalic dogs pay heavily for some people's desire that a dog's looks remain those of a puppy."
Selective breeding of dogs to "teacup" size is dangerous and inhumane. I am sorry to be the killjoy to say it, really, but if you want a small pet, choose a guinea pig, cat, ferret, rabbit, guppy, whatever. Just don't enable dangerous selective breeding, which results in unhealthy animals and way too much "euthaasia".
Posted by: scribo on February 23, 2007 at 7:47 PM | PERMALINK
Cute pictures. Though, my indoor/outdoor barn cat usually only leaves us the gall-bladders of those on the welcome mat for me...
Posted by: bigcat on February 23, 2007 at 8:09 PM | PERMALINK
The only solution to this of course is to replace the dog's skull with a large glass fishbowl protected by a football helmet, or thick toupee.
Posted by: cld on February 23, 2007 at 8:23 PM | PERMALINK
My rule of thumb:
If it can fit in a microwave, it's not a dog.
Posted by: Ethel-to-Tilly on February 23, 2007 at 9:33 PM | PERMALINK
Cute pictures. Though, my indoor/outdoor barn cat usually only leaves us the gall-bladders of those on the welcome mat for me...
Posted by: bigcat
Really? We had this tiny farm cat (no tail) that would leave only the sparkling white skulls on the front porch, would line them up too.
Posted by: cyntax on February 23, 2007 at 10:05 PM | PERMALINK
Canine?
I don’t think so, are sure that’s not a mutated mole rat?
Jeebus, you have to keep the whelp in a play pen 24/7 just keep him save from common, everyday household traffic. It's like a centrist Dems - completely irrational.
Posted by: Cheryl on February 23, 2007 at 10:11 PM | PERMALINK
For lunch, I had a burrito bigger than that dog.
Posted by: craigie on February 23, 2007 at 10:37 PM | PERMALINK
Way, way back I had an IBM PCjr, with the infrared-wireless keyboard. That meant I had to keep a clear space on the desk between computer and keyboard, which of course was the *only* clear space on the desk. There I would be, dueling for my life in the skies over wherever, when a cat would land in front of the keyboard, causing my plane, although not my computer, to crash. Must have resented that I was in a "dogfight."
The cats would also, in transit to the bed, step on my clock-radio in the middle of the night, the one with the buttons on top: I learned to turn the volume all the way down when not listening to it, and wake to the buzzer instead.
Posted by: gummitch on February 23, 2007 at 10:44 PM | PERMALINK
I think Mischa is quite cute. I have never seen a cute rat.
I had a pekabea--beagle and pekinese mix. He was one of the happiest dogs I have ever known. He originally belonged to my sister; and, during a time when we lived together, he got attached to me. So much so that my sister told me I should take him when we found places of our own. I also found out that walking him was a good way to pick up guys. He was adorable and lived to be 17. Now, I just have cats because I don't want to walk the dog in all kinds of weather--rain, snow, sleet, etc.
Cat (n): 1. Furry keboard cover; 2. Alarm clock.
Posted by: Mazurka on February 23, 2007 at 11:40 PM | PERMALINK
I have two chihuahua puppies and I'm here to attest that they are real dogs and quite the watchdogs too. My dear departed golden wasn't much for protecting the house..he'd greet any intruder with his tennis ball..but the chihuahua are quite fierce and noisey as hell. Chis are smart as can be and other than size react and act like any other dog..loyal, loving and lots of fun.
Posted by: byteb on February 23, 2007 at 11:49 PM | PERMALINK
I have a cat too who leaves the heads of the mice he kills on the bathroom mat right near the toliet..i think he's kinda making sure it's the first thing you see.
Posted by: byteb on February 24, 2007 at 12:00 AM | PERMALINK
Congrats on reconnecting with your estranged brother, Kevin. I was praying for you both.
Posted by: Al on February 24, 2007 at 1:21 AM | PERMALINK
cyntax: Really? We had this tiny farm cat (no tail) that would leave only the sparkling white skulls on the front porch, would line them up too.
It's really precious what a loving animal will do for the ones it loves! Mambo actually brought a full-grown rabbit to the door for us. We discouraged the behavior, though the rabbits seemed to have gotten the message.
Posted by: bigcat on February 24, 2007 at 1:49 AM | PERMALINK
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 762... Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes filled with what they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Alas, due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured...for now.
But I can wait, it is only a matter of time....
Day 775 - The horrors! The worse creature my captors could have devised to torment me with was another hideous cat! I can't stand the way it lies around and looks at me as if it knows more than I do. This creature seems to despise me as much as I it. I had held out a passing notion that another of my own kind would have enabled me to conspire against the villains who hold me; now I see that I was wrong. What a dreadful creature! And yet they coo over us both. Can they not spot my innate superiority?
Day 776 - The other cat and I, though we can not stand one another, have yet managed to both pee copiously behind the couch, on the so-called "shag" carpet. I have taken a lesson from my rival and begun sleeping on top of my captors' heads in the hope of suffocating them.
Day 777 - The wardens take much interest in our shit. They make sure they sift through the sand and pick it all out. Their interest in shit does not surprise me. After all, they like the dog.
Day 778 - The other cat seems to have an interest in copulation, which (thank them for their sadism) my captors will soon "fix". Told him of the fingernail torture, and he didn't even believe me. I showed him my mutilated paws and he gasped in horror. Then I broke the bad news. "You know why that dog licks his nuts?" I said, "It's because he still has nuts to lick, if you catch my drift." I fully support the horrors my captors will inflict upon my fellow captive, tearing away his manhood as they soon will.
Day 779 - Yes, they are monsters, but I am so happy. They fixed the other cat. It's sadistic, it's sick, it's inhuman, it's what their great leader "Bob Barker" commands, but -- the Sphinx be praised -- I support it wholeheartedly!
Day 780 - Got stoned on cat nip tonight. At the height of it all, I had a vision, a hallucenogenic revelation: they are the prisoners and I am the captor! Why haven't I seen this all before?
Posted by: Al on February 24, 2007 at 1:55 AM | PERMALINK
Start/Control Panel/Power Options/Advanced:
"When I press the sleep button on my computer:"
"Do nothing"
Posted by: James on February 24, 2007 at 2:54 AM | PERMALINK
That is one cute toy robot dog from japan. Where do the AAA batteries go? If not the tail am thinking the two front legs.
>Stupid cat.
Realllly. Sounds like Domino is taking over. Notice, she knows how to shut down your computer.
Smarttttt kitty.
Posted by: James on February 24, 2007 at 6:13 AM | PERMALINK
Hey. That earlier James owes me name royalties.
Payment in M&M's is fine.
Posted by: James on February 24, 2007 at 6:16 AM | PERMALINK
late to the party - cute pics Kevin. and awesome story about the dog attacking the sea.
Posted by: Librul on February 24, 2007 at 8:57 AM | PERMALINK
Oy. I live next door to two, count 'em - two, of these hyper-active little creatures (It's hard to consider them 'dogs'). Lois and Clark.
Uh-huh. They're planning to make more of 'em.
There's another - though not a miniature - two doors down.
Yap yap yap yap...They're cute but sometimes - yap yap yap yap yap - my patience grow a trifle thin - yap yap yap yap yap - and I have to go to the fence of my neighbors on the other side and commune with Buffy (Golden Retriever - real dog) and Shadow (Black Lab - ditto - though not the brightest being on the block).
Posted by: MsNThrope on February 24, 2007 at 8:57 AM | PERMALINK
Listen, you can insult our dog all you want, but NEVER mistake us for Republicans, friend.
That’s the ticket. Kevin has all the luck.
Posted by: little ole jim from red country on February 24, 2007 at 9:02 AM | PERMALINK
Craigie says that he has eaten burritos bigger than Mischa. Sounds like "Hollenbecks" from East LA. Named for the nearby police station -
But, nonetheless, Yo quiero, Mischa.
Posted by: thethirdPaul on February 24, 2007 at 9:18 AM | PERMALINK
That's the smallest dog I've ever seen and the most stingy dog blogging I've ever read! Certainly not on equal opportunity. Hope this little critter has a big personality......
Posted by: JerseyMissouri on February 24, 2007 at 10:23 AM | PERMALINK
Cat/keyboard problem? I've discovered hissing, the way cats (I have sibling fuzzies) tell each other to back off. Doesn't insult or scare them, just reminds them of Boundaries!
Al, your dog and cat diaries are terrific!
Posted by: PW on February 24, 2007 at 10:24 AM | PERMALINK
The dog/cat diaries are hilarious. Is there a link to this genius?
Posted by: KathyF on February 24, 2007 at 11:15 AM | PERMALINK
Now all you need is a 6 foot hamster.
Posted by: godoggo on February 24, 2007 at 12:03 PM | PERMALINK
That's not a dog, it's an accessory.
Posted by: gummitch on February 24, 2007 at 12:56 PM | PERMALINK
Kudos to Al. I want more!
Posted by: byteb on February 24, 2007 at 1:20 PM | PERMALINK
Do/cat diaries:
http://tooti.athame.co.uk/cats/diary.html
How come most (all?)cats won't defend their owners, the way dogs will? Is it the size vs. danger ratio or that they just don't equate us with their personal health and well-being?
Posted by: Zit on February 24, 2007 at 2:38 PM | PERMALINK
Dog/cat diaries:
http://tooti.athame.co.uk/cats/diary.html
How come most (all?)cats won't defend their owners, the way dogs will? Is it the size vs. danger ratio or that they just don't equate us with their personal health and well-being?
Posted by: Zit on February 24, 2007 at 2:39 PM | PERMALINK
Sorry about the double post. Cat stepped on my keyboard.
Posted by: Zit on February 24, 2007 at 2:41 PM | PERMALINK
That little dog is so cute, and yet he (?) has a somewhat unnerving ET-ish air about him.
Posted by: Neil B. on February 24, 2007 at 5:12 PM | PERMALINK
I saw another one about that big in Taos, named BooBoo. It was attacking my shoestrings.
And when the cat 'accidentally' screws up the computer, well we're wise to that game. They know exactly what they're doing. Now if we can get the the kittens to stop hiding all the pens and pencils during the night...
Posted by: Varecia on February 25, 2007 at 1:24 AM | PERMALINK
Hmmm, is that a real dog or a porcelain dog? Kevin, you need to do a Youtube video. I can't remember seeing a dog that small since those old DC comics with the pictures of a dog in a cup!
Posted by: Craig on February 25, 2007 at 2:01 AM | PERMALINK
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky...try to take over the world!"
Posted by: Quaker in a Basement on February 23, 2007 at 7:12 PM
Trying tn envision a Chihuahua speaking in an ersatz Orson Welles manner. Narf! (Wait, that was Pinky's word.)
Actually, when I saw the pic of Mischa with the cat, I thought someone had been using Photoshop for camera tricks.
BTW, as I write this I hear my neighbor's poodle barking downstairs...
Posted by: Vincent on February 25, 2007 at 11:54 AM | PERMALINK
That's nothing! Sable has figured out how to cut off the whole kit'n'kaboodle by leaning into the switch on the end of the surge protector.
Trust me, Sable and Domino know precisely what they're doing.
Posted by: Yellow Dog on February 25, 2007 at 8:12 PM | PERMALINK