Cargol, who at the time was a married father of two children, went on to say that he was a “sensual kind of guy� who hoped the employee could “feel comfortable enough with me (and others) to reciprocate the same level of playfulness and affection,� the newspaper reported.

"Playfulness and affection"? Is that what the kids are calling that these days? I'm so old I remember when that was called "sexual assault."

This is why I am a male lesbian. I just can't get into all this "guy" stuff.

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This stuff just writes itself.

Early contender for winner of the thread: red@cted.

I'll bet Cheney and W grab each other's balls all the time.

Great news -- Baghdad will have college football this fall! Peace is just around the corner.

Will recruits have to let Chancellor Cargol pull their dicks to be considered for the team? Will Baghdad be included in the BCS rankings?

There's a certain kind of criminal defendant who thinks that he can explain away just anything. Cargol fits the profile really well.

On the other hand, the source of this story suggests that the AU-Iraq is doing OK and that Cargol's departure from that institution resulted from his past catching up with him, not from any more recent misfeasance. But I wonder if there's more to the story?

It should not surprise Americans W. Bush administration officials enjoy sword play.

From the link.

"The spokesman said he didn’t know Cargol’s whereabouts"

Anyone try Larry Craig's office?

"Cargol described himself as "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy."

That's a Republican soul handshake.

I've heard of a few different incidences of this lately. Perhaps there is correlation between academic success, unchecked ambition, and ball grabbing.

"Cargol described himself as "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy."

So let me get this straight...Cargol sees himself as...um...well, "straight", amirite?
huh...
So...um...yeah...didn't our government get it's undies all up in a bunch cause they said gays would be doing this in the military?

Perhaps the government should...oh, you know...think again about who they think is going to be throwing the "grab-ass" parties.

And Republicans object to "fist-jabs"! Sheesh.

I've always favored self-reliance in these matters.

This is why I always wash my hands after being introduced to Republicans.

Something of a theme. John McCain is actually advertising his own balls on the intertubes:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/6/11/2165/55268/106/533829

I guess Colbert beat us to it. It's called tickling the rocks and it's how god-fearing patriots great eachother.

I'm guessing that in Cargol's, uhm, interesting take on conservative lexicon, he's a pull himself up by the jockstrap kind of guy.

I wonder if there's more to the story?

Child abusers tend to infiltrate institutions where children are subjected to arbitrary authority. This allows the abuser to appear to be giving children aid and comfort when in fact they are molesting them systematically. Orphanages are notorious for harboring child molestors, as are juvenile corrections institutions. The child molestation at Oprah's school in South Africa is a recent example, and was something easily predicted. It should not surprise Americans that child molestors have been attracted to working for NGO's in Iraq that cater to the welfare of children.

The Critic: I'm guessing that in Cargol's, uhm, interesting take on conservative lexicon, he's a pull himself up by the jockstrap kind of guy.

But it's not his own jockstrap.

There's a misprint...

...Cargol described himself as "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of GAY".

Say it loud, say it proud--nothing wrong with that.

It's great for him to be out, so many closeted Republicans yet to go.

Pardon my ignorance, but what is "cheek-your-face?"

Cargol described himself as "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy".

That's funny, I've always considered myself a *GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME* kind of guy. Different strokes, I guess.

So in other words, he's telling you he's gay.

Pardon my ignorance, but what is "cheek-your-face?"

Ever hear of mooning jerry?

Bush is so restrained (in this single area of his dysfunctional life), settling for a long, meaningful look into Vladimir Putin's eyes.

Oh my god. I remember the Cargol scandal here at NAU. He seemed so charming (he had that Kennedy accent), but he really was quite disturbing.

"It certainly looks like here's someone who's had some administrative experiences."

And most of them appear to involve hyphens.

Shh. Way too many people know of "mooning jerry". I thought I had finally ditched that after college, then after moving to three different cities.

(But thank you for the explanation.)

if anybody is so inclined and has a few extra minutes, Mr. Cargol is in dire need of a wikipedia profile.

interestingly enough,
his name doesn't appear in the arizona northern university's entry either.

He's going to grab your balls and pull your dick but not in a, you know, homosexual kind of way. No, not at all. More in a, you know, medical kind of way. Lookin' out for your health, you know?

This guy didn't get a Roman Catholic education by any chance, did he?

can we bring back the term 'masher'.

What was Cargol coaching - Ultimate fighting?!

I mean I don't really care if you are gay but at least be honest about it and keep your friggin' hands to yourself or a willing adult partner.

I remember the "good old days" when only women had to put up with this crap. (And I am being sarcastic - those days were not good and NO ONE should have to put up with this crap.)

Those kind of guys usually end up spitting out broken pieces of teeth.

Exactly the kind of representative this country needs.

If he were also a "tap-your-foot" kind of guy, then I'd worry.

Do these guys just want to drive the Onion right out of business? Man, it must be getting harder and harder to come up with new, original, fictional material over there.

Now, do we have Iraq by the balls or does it have us by the balls - or amazingly, both?

I was at NAU when the Board of Reagents picked this winner against the universally negative recommendation of the entire faculty. Ahhh the memories of being completely ignored....wait a minute...

Cargol described himself as "a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy."

As long as it's not a terrorist belly-rub....

Those kind of guys usually end up spitting out broken pieces of teeth.

Not at all. All that "locker room behavior" is how fraternity members ensure each other's silence on all their backdoor behaviors - mutual blackmail.

was "fisting", you know the terra type?

involved?

This is NAU, people.

"He's a lumberjack and he's okay!"

Zenger:
"This is NAU, people.
"He's a lumberjack and he's okay!" "

Oh, Zenger, you made my day. As an employee and alumni of NAU I thank you for the lumberjack reference.

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