June 24, 2008
FROM THE ANNALS OF IMMORTAL LEADS....I know that British sports writers have different traditions than American ones, but check out Steve Bierley's lead in the Guardian on Roger Federer's opening round match at Wimbledon on Monday:
Lord Cardigan he may be called if he wins his sixth successive Wimbledon a week on Sunday, though should his challenge falter over the next fortnight then Roger Federer's cardigan may fall into the same disrepute as the eponymous aristocrat's ill-fated Charge of the Light Brigade.
Yeesh. (And in case you're wondering, Federer won.)
—Kevin Drum 12:19 PM
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I think the spelling is "lede."
Posted by: Ron Byers on June 24, 2008 at 12:30 PM | PERMALINK
Disrepute, eponymous?
Thems big words for a newspaper.
Posted by: flubber on June 24, 2008 at 12:38 PM | PERMALINK
Lord Pretentious he may be called if his text is oft repeated, though should his challenge falter over the next fortnight then Steve Bierley's knickers may fall into the same disrepute as the eponymous writer's ill-fated Charge of the Pretentious Brigade."
Posted by: Ranger Jay on June 24, 2008 at 12:38 PM | PERMALINK
I hear they still wear tuxes when they write, just like David Brinkley used to do on radio.
And 80+ years ago, American sports journalists used to write like that: "Outlined against a blue-gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again."
Now we have Bob Costas and John Feinstein.
Posted by: marych on June 24, 2008 at 12:40 PM | PERMALINK
Elitist bastard!
Posted by: Joe Sixpack on June 24, 2008 at 12:46 PM | PERMALINK
That guy would never make it in america he used a four syllable word.
Posted by: Gandalf on June 24, 2008 at 12:48 PM | PERMALINK
Musta been a purple cardigan.
Posted by: scruncher on June 24, 2008 at 12:52 PM | PERMALINK
Boldly they miswrote and spelled.
Posted by: shortstop on June 24, 2008 at 1:02 PM | PERMALINK
"Lead", "lede", in English English we call this the "intro".
Posted by: Tim Worstall on June 24, 2008 at 1:13 PM | PERMALINK
At least now we know where Norman Rogers has gone to.
Posted by: thersites on June 24, 2008 at 2:04 PM | PERMALINK
At least now we know where Norman Rogers has gone to.
Since you've been visiting Norman's new blog after promising not to AFTER managing to get it shut down through your stalking and extremely creepy comments -- you already knew.
Who among us could have predicted that thersites would lie again? And don't you think that ending your Norman Rogers obsession might spare you these recurring embarrassments?
Posted by: on June 24, 2008 at 2:32 PM | PERMALINK
"Lord Raglan wishes the top seed to advance rapidly to the front, follow the enemy, and try to prevent the enemy carrying away the tennis rackets. Doubles team may accompany. French tennis players are on your left. Immediate."
Posted by: rea on June 24, 2008 at 2:52 PM | PERMALINK
Yes to "lede" and no to "immortal"
Posted by: Chris B on June 24, 2008 at 3:36 PM | PERMALINK
Somebody, quick! Enter this guy in the Alfred Bulwer-Lytton "It was a dark and stormy night" bad writing contest.
Posted by: Yellow Dog on June 24, 2008 at 4:01 PM | PERMALINK
Who among us could have predicted that thersites would lie again? And don't you think that ending your Norman Rogers obsession might spare you these recurring embarrassments?
Posted by: on June 24, 2008 at 2:32 PM
I don't think Thersites is so much obsessed with Norman as he is with the pictures of the pretty girls that Norman keeps posting on his blog.
He needs them to test his self-reliance protocol.
Posted by: optical weenie on June 24, 2008 at 5:24 PM | PERMALINK
thersites's problems with boundaries and inappropriate social interaction are not Norman's problem. Norman politely asked thersites to stop stalking him. Then he sternly warned thersites of what would happen if he didn't. thersites still couldn't stop himself. I certainly wouldn't want to be thersites right now, what with Norman's renowned cadre of lawyers on retainer.
Posted by: on June 24, 2008 at 5:45 PM | PERMALINK
Wow... a writer who knows how to use polysyllabic words. The average Amurrican wouldn't understand a bit of it. Mission accomplished.
-Z
Posted by: Zorro on June 24, 2008 at 9:06 PM | PERMALINK
So, one guy gets a little flowery with his prose in one article, and we can begin again with a new round of generalised criticism and finger pointing. hurrah!
Posted by: billy on June 24, 2008 at 9:33 PM | PERMALINK
To hell with Wimbleton. The brits murdered innocent birds because they got in the way of their little tea party. Why don't you blog about a real sport like baskatball?
Posted by: nate on June 25, 2008 at 6:01 AM | PERMALINK
To hell with Wimbleton. The brits murdered innocent birds because they got in the way of their little tea party. Why don't you blog about a real sport like baskatball?
Posted by: nate on June 25, 2008 at 6:01 AM | PERMALINK
Of course, baskatball is the sport where the kat is put into the basket for 2 points.
Posted by: nate on June 25, 2008 at 6:04 AM | PERMALINK
Boy did that take me back to our time in England!
Gotta love 'em, the dears. They really know how to meander.
Posted by: Cal Gal on June 25, 2008 at 2:31 PM | PERMALINK
Sounds mighty like an Upper-Class Twit to me ('member that Monty Python sketch?). Or at the very list, a self-satisfied wanker.
But a very bad writer.
Posted by: shane on June 25, 2008 at 3:06 PM | PERMALINK