December 26, 2008
WINNING HEARTS AND MINDS.... Conditions in Afghanistan have been deteriorating, and the pressure on U.S. troops and officials is increasing. Apparently, in some cases, there's been a diplomatic breakthrough thanks to a little blue pill.
The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.
Four blue pills. Viagra.
"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes -- followed by a request for more pills.
U.S intelligence officials use "novel incentives," but this is not limited to Viagra. Sometimes, "notoriously fickle warlords and chieftains" can be won over with tools, school equipment, and surgical assistance. But it appears the "pharmaceutical enhancements for aging patriarchs with slumping libidos" can be effective with older tribal officials.
Why not just hand out cash? It doesn't work as well -- Afghan leaders with U.S. dollars are recognized for having cooperated with the unpopular Americans. And with Taliban commanders, drug dealers, and even Iranian agents offering enticements, too, U.S. officials have had to get creative.
The key, one American said, is to "find a way to meet the informant's personal needs in a way that keeps him firmly on your side but leaves little or no visible trace." Viagra obviously fits the bill.
After a long conversation through an interpreter, the retired operator began to probe for ways to win the man's loyalty. A discussion of the man's family and many wives provided inspiration. Once it was established that the man was in good health, the pills were offered and accepted.
Four days later, when the Americans returned, the gift had worked its magic, the operative recalled.
"He came up to us beaming," the official said. "He said, 'You are a great man.' "
"And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."
Gotta love outside-the-box thinking.
—Steve Benen 9:15 AM
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Hearts, minds, and other body parts.
Posted by: Charity Froggenhall on December 26, 2008 at 9:17 AM | PERMALINK
If you have an insurrection lasting more than four hours, who do you call?
Posted by: Danp on December 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM | PERMALINK
And what are they giving to the wives? It may be that the young bride was quite happy that her husband was too tired to be interested.
Posted by: KJ on December 26, 2008 at 9:30 AM | PERMALINK
The Horizontal Mambo vs. waterboarding. Should prove to be a more effective approach.
Posted by: burro on December 26, 2008 at 9:32 AM | PERMALINK
Now that's what I call winning friends the hard way. [rimshot]
Posted by: Mustang Bobby on December 26, 2008 at 9:33 AM | PERMALINK
Got to love get into the box thinking....
Posted by: fester on December 26, 2008 at 9:35 AM | PERMALINK
> Four blue pills. Viagra.
Points for innovative thinking. But don't Afghani women have enough to put up with?
Posted by: Andy on December 26, 2008 at 9:45 AM | PERMALINK
yeah, did he give the wives something? I can't imagine 4 young Afghani women were all that unhappy that their 60 year old husband was out for the count.
Yeesh. Who cares what the women want as long as the man got his?
Posted by: Personal Failure on December 26, 2008 at 9:51 AM | PERMALINK
We have Viagra, they have opium. Endless possibilities.
Posted by: CarlP on December 26, 2008 at 10:27 AM | PERMALINK
And how, exactly, did they determine he was in "good health?" Was the intelligence official an MD? Did the intelligence official have a prescription for the Viagra? Why does he need Viagra in a war zone?
Oh, I get it. Stupid savages can be bought and sold with blue colored beads, I mean pills, and disease contaminated blankets.
That's what we mean by exporting democaracy and murican values. Now we can send Rick Warren to
Afghanistan to propose Proposition 9 because, marriage between a man a woman a woman a woman and a girl is sinful and comparable to same sex marriage and it must be stopped.
Shame on us.
Posted by: Winkandanod on December 26, 2008 at 10:57 AM | PERMALINK
this is our enemy, radical islam, at work. liberals so easily ignore what we are up against.
http://www.mumbaimirror.com/article/15/20081225200812250225081731635eb98/Terrorists-sexually-Humiliated-guests-before-killing-them
Posted by: JKE on December 26, 2008 at 11:21 AM | PERMALINK
The president should send Guckert to Afghanistan to teach the CIA some of his favorite techniques.
Posted by: Brojo on December 26, 2008 at 11:23 AM | PERMALINK
JKE, do you think that Islamists have the market corned on that sort of thing? Take a look at the violent, bloody drug war going on on our own southern border.
Posted by: Blue Girl on December 26, 2008 at 11:30 AM | PERMALINK
Shiny beads & blankets (and diseases), oh my.
Posted by: Kevin on December 26, 2008 at 11:39 AM | PERMALINK
I would like to know more about the program since most CIA efforts are miss directed. Such measures are temporary inducements in the southern part of the country where the Taliban operate and are quickly forgotten when the coalition forces leave. We have been building roads, schools and other facilities in Afghanistan for 5 years now and the level of cooperation from Afghan Tribal leaders has not increased significantly. We are traveling down the same road as the Soviets in Afghanistan with eventually the same result.
Posted by: RWD on December 26, 2008 at 11:42 AM | PERMALINK
Viagra for information. This is whack, man.
Posted by: beb on December 26, 2008 at 12:07 PM | PERMALINK
Wouldn't that be INSIDE-the-box thinking?
I'll show myself out.
Posted by: Grandjester on December 26, 2008 at 1:03 PM | PERMALINK
I'm rolling my eyes at the comments that this is exploitation with shiny beads. This is called negotiation. Quid pro quo. We want something, they want something. Should we take what we want by force then? By asking pretty please? Why is it a problem when we give them tangibles instead of cold, hard cash?
Posted by: Vincent on December 26, 2008 at 1:18 PM | PERMALINK
I'm right behind you, Grandjester.
Posted by: not shortstop, that's for sure on December 26, 2008 at 1:55 PM | PERMALINK
I can't imagine 4 young Afghani women were all that unhappy that their 60 year old husband was out for the count. -- Personal Failure, @9:51
OTOH... The more sons you give him, the higher your own status within the family. And how are you supposed to give him sons if his asparagus is overcooked and limp?
There's always two sides to every coin...
Posted by: exlibra on December 26, 2008 at 3:15 PM | PERMALINK
Wait, I thought that Moslems were violent, scary, brown people who shouldn't be encouraged to outbreed good white Murkin' Christians, and that polygamy led to man on dog action. Did I miss the latest GOP revisionist memo?
/scours the net for the leaked CIA report: "Make Love, Not War: the Damn Dirty Hippies Actually Were On to Something"
Posted by: Keori on December 26, 2008 at 3:46 PM | PERMALINK
Clearly a genius-level brainstorm, this.
Cause of course the Taliban or Pakistani security forces could never get access to Viagra, nor would they ever be exposed to the concept, as it is cleverly secreted away on the splash page of the WaPo website.
Or was that The Onion?
Posted by: smartalek on December 26, 2008 at 3:58 PM | PERMALINK
Is there anyone outside of Karzai's circle who is NOT Taliban? Aren't there any people in Afghanistan who are just sheep herders or war lords or something?
If the whole country is Taliban, then we oughta leave them alone and just focus on getting Al Qaeda...if they're not the entire population of Pakistan.
Posted by: MarkH on December 26, 2008 at 5:14 PM | PERMALINK