January 6, 2009
THEY CAN'T TWITTER THEIR WAY OUT OF THIS MESS.... When the six men hoping to lead the Republican National Committee weren't promising to build a religion around Ronald Reagan, they were talking about how hip they are to the tools the kids are using on the tubes.
"We have to do it in the Facebook, with the Twittering, the different technology that young people are using today," Duncan ventured.
"Let me just say that I have 4,000 friends on Facebook," contributed Blackwell, putting his hand on Dawson's and Anuzis's knees. "That's probably more than these two guys put together, but who's counting, you know?" Acknowledged Saltsman: "I'm not sure all of us combined Twitter as much as Saul."
Anuzis claimed he had "somewhere between 2- and 3,000" Facebook friends, which prompted Blackwell to remind the audience that he has 4,000 friends on the social networking site by waving four fingers behind Anuzis's head.
Well, if one candidate has more Facebook friends than another candidate, it's obvious who the superior visionary is.
Listening to Republican officials talk about technology is becoming increasingly painful. It's a bit like listening to an inept advertising agency promising a business that they'll have a strong "online presence" because it'll have a blog and its commercials will be on YouTube.
Let's call it the Republicans' Underpants Gnomes' Innovation Agenda. It's a three-part plan:
Step 1: Embrace blogs, twitter, and social networking websites
Step 2: (awkward silence)
Step 3: Electoral victory!
The Republican Party has deep and systemic problems. Its ideas are unpopular and its policies have failed. The GOP's agenda and ideology are out of sync with the nation's needs. Whether a candidate for RNC chairman has 3,000 or 4,000 friends on Facebook is hopelessly irrelevant.
As Oliver Willis recently noted, as long as the Republican Party is "debating whether a racially insensitive song is really that bad, listens to marching orders from Rush Limbaugh, and consistently defends the failed presidency of George W. Bush, they will stay in the wilderness. Even if they Twitter the eff out of it."
—Steve Benen 10:10 AM
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By that logic...they should choose Charlie Brown as the new RNC chair. He has more than 24,000 Facebook fans.
Posted by: Miki on January 6, 2009 at 10:14 AM | PERMALINK
Definite articles before proper names are a superb example of cluelessness.
These Republicans are hip in the sense of "I fell and broke my hip."
Posted by: freelunch on January 6, 2009 at 10:18 AM | PERMALINK
I don't do Facebook, but can someone explain to me why people declare themselves to be "friends" there?
Posted by: Danp on January 6, 2009 at 10:24 AM | PERMALINK
I watched a bit of the RNC debate last night and was really amazed how poorly they performed, at least from my admittedly biased liberal viewpoint. But I'm not just talking about their substantive positions and plans, though that was pathetic too. But just basic public speaking skills. They often seemed uncomfortable on stage, unprepared for obvious questions and lacking any compelling rhetoric. Is this really the best the party has to offer? I assume not, and that the extremist positions required to have any chance of winning culled out everyone competent.
And as an aside, I'm amazed on pleased at how the "underwear gnomes" analogy has persisted. It was such a stroke of comedic genius by the south park guys that can be used in so many situations.
Posted by: kahner on January 6, 2009 at 10:25 AM | PERMALINK
You need to be a 'friend' to get full access to a Facebook user's information.
Posted by: freelunch on January 6, 2009 at 10:27 AM | PERMALINK
So few people understand how to Twitter well and compellingly, but so few realize that. And that refers to the people who actually have something interesting to say. I have to say I'm really looking forward to the RNC's efforts in this direction. Quality entertainment usually costs something.
Posted by: shortstop on January 6, 2009 at 10:31 AM | PERMALINK
And Heidi Fleisch would say to Blackwell, "Only 4,000; new to the game, eh?"
Posted by: berttheclock on January 6, 2009 at 10:34 AM | PERMALINK
On a somewhat unrelated note, does anyone else think there's an immature sort of "neener, neener, neener" quality to the interplay between Anuzis and Blackwell? Maybe it's good-natured ribbing in context, but this hardly strikes me as the kind of back-and-forth one would expect from people at the head of a major political party.
And, along the same lines as the other problems mentioned in the above post, any party that thinks a failed politician like Ken Blackwell will lead them to victory is seriously in the weeds.
Posted by: Dan on January 6, 2009 at 10:35 AM | PERMALINK
And if there's one thing kids today want on their intertubes, it's more Ronald Reagan!
Posted by: JoeW on January 6, 2009 at 10:37 AM | PERMALINK
>It's a bit like listening to an inept advertising agency promising a business that they'll have a strong "online presence" because it'll have a blog and its commercials will be on YouTube.
I do believe that's supposed to be "THE" YouTube, Steve.
Get with the cool cats, Daddio.
Posted by: Paulk on January 6, 2009 at 10:45 AM | PERMALINK
It seems like it is second nature for Republicans to be painfully unhip and uncool. This bring back memories of Nixon trying to increase his hipness quotient by saying "Sock it to me" on Laugh In. (He gets points for being willing to give it a try, but that scaled new heights of Not Working.)
Posted by: NWells on January 6, 2009 at 10:46 AM | PERMALINK
It's my understanding that Al Qaeda is successfully using Internet tools to recruit weak-minded, ignorant dupes into their virulent and criminal campaign to subjugate humanity under the brutal totalitarian rule of a tiny cabal of demented reactionaries. I see no reason it can't work for the Republicans too.
Posted by: SecularAnimist on January 6, 2009 at 10:48 AM | PERMALINK
It seems like it is second nature for Republicans to be painfully unhip and uncool.
But wouldn't it be fun to see John Boehner with a Mohawk. OK, a bit out of style, but fun, nonetheless.
Posted by: Danp on January 6, 2009 at 10:50 AM | PERMALINK
Dan wrote: "... any party that thinks a failed politician like Ken Blackwell will lead them to victory is seriously in the weeds."
Failed? Hardly. Blackwell has demonstrated success at blatantly stealing elections with voter disenfranchisement and fraud, and getting away with it. Since that has been the Republican strategy for winning national elections since at least 2000, Blackwell is well qualified to be the RNC chair.
Posted by: SecularAnimist on January 6, 2009 at 10:51 AM | PERMALINK
Not Step 2: (awkward silence)
but Step 2: (Here a miracle must occur)
Posted by: anandine on January 6, 2009 at 10:53 AM | PERMALINK
It sounds like a real 'carnival of stupidity'
No, maybe it's a 'festival of inanity'
No, No a 'Celebration of ignorance'
Did you know that Bill O'Reilly is gay ??
Posted by: MSierra, SF on January 6, 2009 at 11:07 AM | PERMALINK
Fair enough, SecularAnimist. But "failed politician in the mold of a democratic ideal whereby people succeed by winning elections fair and square" was a bit wordy.
FWIW, my thoughts on the GOP and the Facebook are here:
http://bleakonomy.blogspot.com/2009/01/first-facebook-then-world.html
Posted by: Dan on January 6, 2009 at 11:09 AM | PERMALINK
The people wanting to be chairman, RNC all sound like Karl Rove wannabes who believe that internet gimmicks and targeted campaigns can make up bad leadership, poor planning, and weak governance. I wonder how many times Karl Rove told President Bush not to worry about the consequences of his decisions because some slick campaign theme could make up for any failures.
Posted by: superdestroyer on January 6, 2009 at 11:27 AM | PERMALINK
The cult-like worship of Reagan will continue to become more meaningless with each passing day and the electorate grows younger.
Do they have to sign some sort of loyalty oath to Reagan's ghost or what?
Posted by: Allan Snyder on January 6, 2009 at 11:59 AM | PERMALINK
I just looked up Blackwell on facebook. It's actually 3962 friends, which (in recent mathematical studies) has been proven to be less than four thousand. Additionally the very first one is "FairTax.org", which is cool and all, but let's face it, doesn't count.
Posted by: Jareth on January 6, 2009 at 12:29 PM | PERMALINK
FairTax.Org and I have been friends since middle school, and I resent the implication that our deep and abiding affection is anything other than 100% legitimate, Jareth.
Posted by: Dan on January 6, 2009 at 12:45 PM | PERMALINK
First, let me say that I agree with the subject of this post: the efforts of the Republican leadership are pitiable - if one is feeling charitable.
However, I remember a time when the situation was reversed. Less than five years ago, posters at the Corner (at National Review) were posting theories about why the blogosphere was dominated by the right, and mocking the Democratic efforts to rebuild.
That complacency and arrogance (at their time of dominance) wasn't healthy in the long term, and it wasn't healthy in the short term.
I guess my point is that their efforts deserve watchfulness and respect, lest the Democrats become complacent themselves.
Posted by: Nathan on January 6, 2009 at 12:54 PM | PERMALINK
Ha! Since Jareth posted 2 hours ago that Blackwell has 3,962 facebook friends the number has gone down. It's currently 3,868. Blackwell's facebook friends list
Posted by: Randy Gold on January 6, 2009 at 2:21 PM | PERMALINK
John Boehner with a Mohawk
Dear Lord. Think of the tan(ning bed) lines with that one.
I guess my point is that their efforts deserve watchfulness and respect, lest the Democrats become complacent themselves.
Okay. But our lack of complacency isn't going to make the average Republican younger or more technology-oriented.
Posted by: shortstop on January 6, 2009 at 2:45 PM | PERMALINK
So which one of these losers do we want to get the job. I'm ready to become his facebook friend if it will help.
Posted by: Fred on January 6, 2009 at 7:54 PM | PERMALINK
Um... can I be the first to say it?
Twitter is a fad.
Not one of the better ones either.
Spacebook/MyFace are OLD technology.
Not to say I can give them clues what WOULD be "hip" and "with it" , but those two aren't it.
Posted by: toowearyforoutrage on January 6, 2009 at 8:08 PM | PERMALINK