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December 4, 2009

EVEN TEABAGGERS CAN SUFFER HUCKSTER FATIGUE.... Fox News' Glenn Beck released a new book in May. And another book in June. His latest book came out in September. He'll release yet another book next summer. And then there's "The Christmas Sweater."

Beck's Christmas book was released last year, but it's getting an update year -- buy now and you can read the holiday story with a photo companion book.

But wait, there's more. Folks willing to pay $20 could also see the deranged media personality act out his Christmas story in a one-man show.

Last night, Fox News host Glenn Beck premiered his new live show based on his book The Christmas Sweater, which was simulcast to hundreds of movie theaters across the country. Sponsor Fathom Events called it a "once in a lifetime event," during which "Glenn will tell you about the real life events that inspired him to write" the book, play clips from his 2008 national tour, and "share stories of the overwhelming response he received."

Despite heavy promotion on Beck's radio and TV shows, and in-theater trailers, ticket sales were weak in major cities: Beck sold only 17 tickets in Boston, another 17 in New York, and just 30 in Washington, DC.

In Seattle, near Beck's hometown, the theater sold 70 out of 415 seats.

Joseph Childers actually went to a showing, and said the production budget looked like it "topped out at 11 bucks and change.... I've seen small-town Christmas pageants with better production values than this thing."

By some estimates, Beck takes in about $18 million a year, but he keeps creating new reasons to get his minions to give him more of their money. (He couldn't even hire actors for this Christmas show?)

Steve M's recent assessment continues to ring true: "So now we see what Glenn Beck really is: He's basically a televangelist. A huckster. A late-night pitchman selling seminars and book/DVD/audio combo packages that will allegedly help you get rich through flipping real estate. A human-potential-movement cult leader who promises life breakthroughs in exchange for participation in costly 'religious' or 'therapy' programs."

Steve Benen 2:35 PM Permalink | Trackbacks | Comments (26)
 
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Beck's performance in "The Christmas Sweater" was inspiring and emotional. It's a shame that the anti-Christmas attitude that prevails in the country stopped most people from seeing it.

Posted by: aL on December 4, 2009 at 2:47 PM | PERMALINK

best news I've read all day.

Posted by: elisabeth on December 4, 2009 at 2:47 PM | PERMALINK

Which is weird, because I see this as Glenn Beck returning to his true talent: performance art.

I keep waiting for him to take a bow, announce that it's all been a stunt, and return to his husband and his longtime secret membership in the Yes Men.

Posted by: ask2 on December 4, 2009 at 2:51 PM | PERMALINK

Shoot, I didn't see that advertised around my city. It would be worthwhile to get a big group together to go see it and mock him. It could be bigger than Rocky Horror!

Posted by: Quaker in a Basement on December 4, 2009 at 2:51 PM | PERMALINK

So now we jackbooted liberal fascists are literally preventing you wingnuts from going to the movies, aL? Really? How do we do that? What Gestapo tactics do we use to prevent you from driving to the mall and buying a ticket? And if we're such fascists, why don't we use those tactics to prevent you from showing up at tea parties, or voting Republican?

By the way, it appears that this was streamed in movie theaters one day last December, and the box office was shabby then, too. Man, we Nazilibs must have been out in force that day....

Posted by: Steve M. on December 4, 2009 at 2:54 PM | PERMALINK

I saw someone reading one of beck's books and wanted to talk him out of his delusions, but I was afraid he was packing heat.

Posted by: richard wang on December 4, 2009 at 2:55 PM | PERMALINK

Maybe he is giving away too much craziness every day for free. What's going to happen next year when he spends the entire year unveiling the 'Plan', which is supposed to last for 100 years? Will the bubble burst or enlarge his following?

Maybe if Obama moves on to talking about deficit reduction after the health care bill, it will take some of his thunder away.

Posted by: Brad Templeman on December 4, 2009 at 2:55 PM | PERMALINK

FYI, Al is a mostly a very clever parody of Republican "thought." Don't get upset with his comments: enjoy a good laugh!

Posted by: a fan of Al on December 4, 2009 at 3:14 PM | PERMALINK

...Al is mostly...

Posted by: a fan of Al on December 4, 2009 at 3:15 PM | PERMALINK

...Al is mostly...

Posted by: a fan of Al on December 4, 2009 at 3:16 PM | PERMALINK

I will credit Beck for this: he doesn't actually promise any tangible return on your investment in his crap.

Posted by: hells littlest angel on December 4, 2009 at 3:17 PM | PERMALINK

Quaker, it won't work. People mock RHPS, but they mock it because they love it. It's so bad it's good, and it was clearly written to BE so bad it's good.

This is just horrible. It's fun to mock something that doesn't take itself remotely seriously to begin with. It just feels sick and cruel to mock a trainwreck.

Posted by: soullite on December 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM | PERMALINK

Olbermann has him pegged perfectly: Lonesome Rhodes. See Andy Griffith in "A Face in the Crowd" if you haven't. Great film, and so timely.

Posted by: Speed on December 4, 2009 at 3:38 PM | PERMALINK

About a month or so ago, there was a long article in Salon which described Beck’s life. In his younger days, when he was breaking into radio, he was one of those “morning zoo” guys. That is, they would do stupid, outrageous things on the radio in order to increase their ratings.

I see his present gig as nothing more that a continuation of the “morning zoo” show. Ratings and money are the goals, nothing else matters.

Posted by: Sheridan on December 4, 2009 at 3:44 PM | PERMALINK

I would that that Beck wouldn't draw that well in the big cities like NY Boston and DC. But what about all those loser 1-horse towns where Sarah Palin went on her book tour? I wonder if Beck did better in those places

Posted by: andy on December 4, 2009 at 3:50 PM | PERMALINK
FYI, Al is a mostly a very clever parody of Republican "thought."

Actually, look carefully, this is aL. We also have an Al who is a troll.

Posted by: msmolly on December 4, 2009 at 3:50 PM | PERMALINK

Steve is right on, but if you want the delicious pottymouth take on this, in all its brilliance, see the Rude Pundit.

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

Posted by: BGinCHI on December 4, 2009 at 3:53 PM | PERMALINK

Beck has discovered that there is more money, in the long run (and you can't be cancelled), in following in the footsteps of Tony Robbins, Depak Chopra, and the rest of the "inspirational" speakers/writers.

And then there are the Groupies. . .

Posted by: DAY on December 4, 2009 at 4:01 PM | PERMALINK

Actually, look carefully, this is aL. We also have an Al who is a troll.

Nope, Al is 100 percent parody as well.

Posted by: shortstop on December 4, 2009 at 4:13 PM | PERMALINK

IN ARIZONA SMALL TOWN, MET OPERA HAS MORE FANS THAN GLEN BECK HAS IN LARGE CITIES

The rebroadcast -- the rebroadcast -- of the Met in HD in a Sierra Vista Arizona, a GW Bush and generally ultra-conservative city, got about 30 people at $25 each.

(yes, I was there)

Posted by: Kurt on December 4, 2009 at 4:37 PM | PERMALINK

Beck sold only 17 tickets in Boston, another 17 in New York, and just 30 in Washington, DC.

And those people were really pissed when Jeff Beck didn't show up.

Posted by: Disputo on December 4, 2009 at 4:47 PM | PERMALINK

When do we start calling Beck "Elmer Gantry"?

Posted by: Breezeblock on December 4, 2009 at 5:43 PM | PERMALINK

When do we start calling Beck "Elmer Gantry"?
When do we start calling Beck "Elmer Fudd"?

Posted by: Quaker in a Basement on December 4, 2009 at 6:06 PM | PERMALINK

I might have gone to see it, had it been called "The Christmas Robe"; there's something mystic and mysterious about a "robe". Even a "Christmas vestment" would have been OK; given our truncated economy, it might have been meant as a "Christmas INvestment" But, a "sweater"?!?!?!?!

Posted by: exlibra on December 4, 2009 at 6:37 PM | PERMALINK

Mental illness runs in Beck's family -- his mother and brother suffered from depression and committed suicide, and he considered suicide in the mid-'90s ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Posted by: alternet article on December 4, 2009 at 6:47 PM | PERMALINK

Sponsor Fathom Events called it a "once in a lifetime event,"
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Well, that's certainly my hope too, and I hope it turns out to be a nice long lifetime. Actually, even once may be surplus to an ideal arrangement of the universe.

Posted by: Fleas correct the era on December 4, 2009 at 9:20 PM | PERMALINK
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