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September 17, 2010 11:00 AM The Orgy Room is Behind the Vending Machine

By Daniel Luzer

Christine O’Donnell, the crazy ideologue and unstable failure Tea Party-backed candidate who won the Republican primary for U.S. Senate in Delaware earlier this week, was apparently very, very concerned with the proliferation of coeducational dormitories, now very common across America.

According to a piece by Justin Elliott at Salon, back in 2003 O’Donnell, then working for the paleoconservative Intercollegiate Studies Institute, was quoted in an interesting Washington Times article.

“What’s next? Orgy rooms? Menage a trois rooms?” asked Christine O’Donnell….
All this coedness is outside normal life, said Miss O’Donnell. “Most average American adults don’t use coed bathrooms - if they had the option of a coed bathroom at a public restaurant, they wouldn’t choose it.” Coedness “is like a radical agenda forced on college students,” she said.

Yes, because obviously urinating in the same room leads immediately to threesomes. Just wait until she learns about Wesleyan.

Daniel Luzer is the news editor at Governing Magazine and former web editor of the Washington Monthly. Find him on Twitter: @Daniel_Luzer